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(Source: mauradortheaisles, via bound-for-life)
We found these unruly girls defacing our poster in Offenbach. Can you believe that? #Jerks
Do we really have to take this?
A friend of mine was moving from her apartment. She asked me to look after some of her things. I agreed and not too long after she asked if her daughter Frances can come pick it up. I agreed and she came over with her boyfriend, who was also the father of her baby. I helped them carry the stuff down to the car, and during the whole visit exchanged possibly 10 words.
Next day I received these texts. I had to created a fiancee I didn’t really have in order for him to stop.
I never told my friend what her daughter’s boyfriend did. Now they are expecting a second child, so as you all see, there was no break up.
So Do we women really have to take this kind of attitude?
Do we have to invent things and people in order to be left alone.
I don’t want to have my titties banged.
I am not an easy lay.
I don’t deserve this.
Why do I go from being called “cute” “smart” and “pretty” in the beginning of the conversation, to “fatty” “bitch” and “ugly” in the end?
Reblog if you are against sexual harassment.
how do people like this actually exist what the fuck
boiling rage of one thousand white hot suns
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(Source: a-lone-with-your-thoughts, via bound-for-life)
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
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people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
Does anyone have the source for this because this would probably be something I want to watch.
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Since Casey is back Maura is stepping up her game all, fuck you Jane Rizzoli I will be more gorgeous every fucking day until you notice my fine ass, YOU KNOW YOU WATCH IT AS I WALK AWAY.
SO MANY FINES UP IN HERE YOU’LL HAVE TO ARREST ME.
(Source: yourlittleharmonicaishammered, via bound-for-life)
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
I forgot about this, but back during Christmas Break, I put Star Trek in front of my cat to see what he would do. To my surprise, he actually did watch it. However, he only seemed mildly entertained - that is, until Scotty started talking. Then my cat actually paused the episode and stared at him. He just stared at Scotty and wouldn’t let me press play for, like, four or five minutes. After that, he watched for a while, but gradually lost interest and started dozing, only looking up when he heard Scotty’s voice.
Can someone please explain to me why my cat loves Scotty so much? Was James Doohan secretly some sort of magical cat whisperer? What is this?
oh
my
god
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