Argyle Pigeon

Socks mandatory.

needtolainey:

divinepainslut:

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

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If you touch their nose and close their mouth they will stop making that dinosaur face at you.

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metaknighty:

why do straight ppl think they can whine about gay ppl “throwing their sexuality in our faces” when almost every waking second of every minute of every day of my life is filled with heterosexual romance media and heteronormativity. like u think 2 girls holding hands in public is rubbing their sexuality in ur face you have no fucking idea what queer people go through on a daily basis shut the fuck up

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badveganwolf:

imran-suleiman:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

"and all of a sudden you feel very small" damn right

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thejapaneseyakuza:

gAMES WITH CUSTOMISATION

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mr-tom-hiddlestoned:

let’s play “how many times can my OTP look at each other like that without kissing until I throw a chair at my TV”

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Maura Isles; Color Palettes.
Insp.

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amnhnyc:

Extinct mollusks known as ammonites inhabited the planet for more than 300 million years—almost twice as long as dinosaurs—before disappearing in the mass extinction event more than 65 million years ago. 
As many as 10,000 species may have existed, ranging from tiny organisms that measured only a fraction of an inch across to formidable animals more than 2 feet in diameter, such as the spectacular 75-million-year-old specimen shown above, which is on view in the Museum’s Grand Gallery. 
Learn more about these amazing ammonites.

amnhnyc:

Extinct mollusks known as ammonites inhabited the planet for more than 300 million years—almost twice as long as dinosaurs—before disappearing in the mass extinction event more than 65 million years ago.

As many as 10,000 species may have existed, ranging from tiny organisms that measured only a fraction of an inch across to formidable animals more than 2 feet in diameter, such as the spectacular 75-million-year-old specimen shown above, which is on view in the Museum’s Grand Gallery.

Learn more about these amazing ammonites.

defieroffate:

searchforelysium:

fujisalci:

therealdestructables:

I love this.

no matter what you say you cant stop me from shipping starbok x hypster

I miss this.

IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

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afro-rabbit:

Gettin sick of that false equality mindset that’s flying around.

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getoutoftherecat:

cat, that sink is for laundry, not for cats. and don’t start crying when you are afraid to jump out of the sink - you should remember that before you jump in there again. also why are you licking the wall?

getoutoftherecat:

cat, that sink is for laundry, not for cats. and don’t start crying when you are afraid to jump out of the sink - you should remember that before you jump in there again. also why are you licking the wall?

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